Posted 2 hours ago

blackyote:

Look a little young to drive, there, kiddo.

Posted 2 hours ago
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zainabvevo:

THIS GIRL ON VINE LOOKS LIKE NIALL OMG

Posted 2 hours ago

happicuppa:

I wouldn’t let him eat soap so he let his legs give out.

Posted 2 hours ago

saaywhaaaaaaaaaat:

So I was on itunes…

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Is it weird I found this hilarious?

Posted 2 hours ago

princeowl:

teabrittle:

princeowl:

why would you ever idolize cops when firefighters exist

yeah seriously have you ever heard of “corrupt firefighter” 

what would a ‘corrupt firefighter’ even be. he put out that fire with a little TOO much water. he was a little rough with the cat he rescued from a tree for a little old lady

Posted 2 hours ago
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midnightrobber:

walk up to the club like what up

midnightrobber:

walk up to the club like what up

(Source: stuntbee)

Posted 3 hours ago
Posted 3 hours ago

madehimsaycomfychairs:

thebeauty-isa-beast:

curvellas:

my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently